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Jan. 8th, 2032 05:22 pmTHIS: is a musebox and possibly a mildly ficish journal.
BECAUSE: i do little enough of either to make having separate ones redundant.
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Left lane must turn left. Middle lane must make up their damn minds. This site runs on unleaded fuel only. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. No hitchhiking. Components may be hot. Silica gel - do not eat. Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer. Details on reverse side. Shoplifters will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. We reserve the right to check all bags, coats & personal belongings upon exiting this page. Recycle. Fragile - handle with care. This side up. No jumping or diving. No running by the pool. Register has less than $50 after dark. No swimming unless lifeguard is present. Swim at your own risk! Please do not wade in fountain. Actual size not shown. Contents under pressure. Do not intentionally inhale vapors. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Please be kind, rewind. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Action figures sold separately. No preservatives added. Some equipment shown is optional. 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This will be repeated in each character's individual profile with specific deviations as necessary.
BECAUSE: i do little enough of either to make having separate ones redundant.
a growing, expanding, ethereal, ephemeral, effervescent, amalgam of characters underneath.
Disclaimer: THIS PAGE MADE IN THE USA. Must be 18 years of age or older to proceed further. Enter at your own risk. Do not enter. Speed limit - 28.8 or higher. Stop here on red. Void where prohibited by law. Some assembly required. This is a test of the emergency broadcast system - this is ONLY A TEST! Batteries not included. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Use only as directed. We make no other warranties, expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Postal service will not deliver mail without postage. May be too intense for some viewers. See other side for additional listings. This product is meant for educational purposes only. For recreational use only. For entertainment purposes only. Only 1 winner per household. Do not disturb. All models are over 18 years of age. Apply only to infected areas. If condition persists, consult your physician. Take two of these and call me in the morning. High altitude directions-increase cook time by 10 minutes. This is not an attorney advertisement or referal service. No user-serviceable parts inside. Times are approximate. Do not disturb. Simulated picture. Please remain seated until the ride comes to a complete stop. For off-road use only. Do not block intersection. No tresspassing. No stopping or standing. As seen on TV. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-Tobacco ingredients. Colors may fade. Insert this end first. This page made from 100% recycled electrons. Slippery when wet. No substitutions allowed. For a limited time only. Void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted. Caveat emptor. Provided "as-is" without warranty. Reader assumes full responsibility. We are an equal opportunity employer. No shoes, no shirt, no service. Quantities are limited while supplies last. If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center. Read at your own risk. Parental advisory - explicit lyrics. Text may contain explicit materials some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised. Keep away from sunlight. Limit one per family please. No money down. No purchase necessary. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Keep cool. Process promptly. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. This web site rated 'R' for Mature audiences. Do not take with alcohol. Sealed for your protection - do not use if safety seal is broken. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Employees must wash hands before returning to work. Caution, coffee is served HOT. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Filmed in front of a live, studio audience. Call now to ensure prompt delivery. Leave off the last S for savings. Calls may be monitored for quality assurance or training purposes. Please make your selections from the following menu. All representatives are still busy assisting other callers. Please call back during our normal business hours. You must be present to win. Winners need not be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. Do not use this product with a petroleum based lubricant. No animals were harmed in the preparation of this web site. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. No soliciting. Bridge freezes before road surface. Stop, get ticket. Right lane must turn right. Left lane must turn left. Middle lane must make up their damn minds. This site runs on unleaded fuel only. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. No hitchhiking. Components may be hot. Silica gel - do not eat. Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer. Details on reverse side. Shoplifters will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. We reserve the right to check all bags, coats & personal belongings upon exiting this page. Recycle. Fragile - handle with care. This side up. No jumping or diving. No running by the pool. Register has less than $50 after dark. No swimming unless lifeguard is present. Swim at your own risk! Please do not wade in fountain. Actual size not shown. Contents under pressure. Do not intentionally inhale vapors. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Please be kind, rewind. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Action figures sold separately. No preservatives added. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include tax. Do not remove this tag under penalty of law. Hand wash only - tumble dry on low heat. No Canadian coins. Short circuit may cause fire. No more than 3 transactions per car. Not recommended for small children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No alcohol, dogs or horses. Not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Insert Tab A into Slot B. Call toll free number before digging. This space (____________) intentionally left blank. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Doors do not rebound or bounce back. Your mileage may vary. This article does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat. Don't quote me on anything. All rights reserved. Do not place near a magnetic source. Smoking could be hazardous to your health. The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom. If ingested, induce vomiting. Ribbed for her pleasure. Offer valid only at participating locations. You may distribute this article freely, but may not make a profit from it. Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail. If something offends you, lighten up, get a life and move on. This list was current at the time of printing. Terms are subject to change without notice. All decisions are final! This supersedes all previous notices.
Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes, or other acts of God, neglect, damage from improper use, incorrect line voltage, unauthorized use, unauthorized repair, improper installation, typos, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, disk failure, accidental file deletions, mud slides, forest fire, hitting of a deer, milk coming out of your nose due to laughing while drinking, or projectiles, which can include, but are not limited to, arrows, bullet shots, BBs, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.
This disclaimer may not be copied or reproduced in any form without the expressed written consent of whoever I stole it from.
ME ▌
| AIM: ga11imaufry
| EMAIL: jamiemckrimmon@gmail.com
| PLURK: here.
CHARACTERS ▌
| MEMES: often and upon request
| BOUNDARIES: listed by meme if applicable
| PSLS: also upon request
PERMISSIONS ▌
| FOURTH-WALLING: quite okay, although major things please pm.
| BACKTAGGING: totally more than completely always okay.
| THREAD-JACKING: fine with me if it's fine with the other mun.
| AIM: ga11imaufry
| EMAIL: jamiemckrimmon@gmail.com
| PLURK: here.
CHARACTERS ▌
| MEMES: often and upon request
| BOUNDARIES: listed by meme if applicable
| PSLS: also upon request
PERMISSIONS ▌
| FOURTH-WALLING: quite okay, although major things please pm.
| BACKTAGGING: totally more than completely always okay.
| THREAD-JACKING: fine with me if it's fine with the other mun.
This will be repeated in each character's individual profile with specific deviations as necessary.
